Carrie Fisher practices shooting for her role as Princess Leia, New York, 1979
“I want to be alive again. Not in this half-life. I want to be really alive. I want to feel my heart pumping in my chest again. I want to feel blood moving through me hot, and salty, and real. It’s weird, you don’t think you can feel it, the blood, but believe me, when it stops flowing, you’ll know…. Look, I don’t know why this happened to me. But it’s hard. You know why dead people only go out at night, puppy? Because it’s easier to pass for real, in the dark. And I don’t want to have to pass. I want to be alive.”
this video saved my life
@sashayed Here, have some joy
Ryan Lochte: My philosophy is if you’re a man at night, you gotta be a man in the morning. So…
Sheinelle Jones: Ooh.
RL: …if I go out all night, and I go dancing and I’m drinking, you know what, I still have a job to do and I ha – still have a goal to do.
Mike Jerrick: [clears throat]
SJ: I like that. I – I have a feeling my cohost – that’s what you live by, right? [barely holding it together] If you’re a man at night, then you gotta be a man in the morning –
MJ: OK. Ryan, good luck to you. We’ll be watching.
RL: Uhh, thank you.
MJ & SJ: [slowly vibrating into silent hysteria]
MJ: [waves, like to a baby]
MJ & SJ: [shrieks of laughter]
SJ: [incomprehensible] ohmygod I can’tdoit I ca – ooo
MJ: Seriously, how are they going to get enough material … What was the question that stumped him?
SJ: You asked – what – what – what a w – what a woman can say …. what a woman can s – [loses it]
MJ: I guess silence, uh, im – impresses him.
SJ: You can’t – no, it’s just a woman couldn’t say anything. [sniffs] He is good-looking.
MJ: I need to eat some oatmeal on that.
SJ: [fully collapsing] We are so gonna get in trouble.
MJ: Wh…seriously, how are they gonna g – put together like 22, 13 weeks of programming? [cackling]
SJ: [weeping] He’s so cute.
MJ: Oh. He is cute.
SJ: Did you see the plaid?
MJ: Yeah.
SJ: And y – wh – you should loosen your tie like that, cause that’s – sexy. It really is. Whoo. What’d he say, “I’m a man at night –” What is it?
MJ: “You know I’m a man at night … and a man in the morning.”
SJ: ᴼʰ ᴳᵒᵈ ⁻⁻ ᴵ ᶜᵃ ⁻⁻
[cackling]
SJ: ᴵ ᶜᵃᶰ'ᵗ ᵈoit. My lash is gonna come off, sorry –
MJ: Look out, we got a – we got a lash. We got a lash off. [clears throat]
SJ: Oh my God.
MJ: Let me tell you about this, Sheinelle –
SJ: Ohh I’m snorting.
“There’s a great saying I heard, and I’m paraphrasing: be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the ground in the morning, everyone says ‘oh, shit, she’s up.’ So I’d title my memoir, Oh, Shit, She’s Up.”
@themotherfuckingclickerkid pls PLEASE TAKE ME THERE and like God fucking damnit look at HER ughWonder Woman | Robin Wright | General Antiope
they need to do a movie which is basically the entire beach fight scene for 3 hours a la 300
HERE COMES THE GENERAL
RIIIIIIISE UP